Horror Movie Buff Pillows

Vampire brushing his teeth in his bathroom.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Okay, is it a real zombie or nitrogen narcosis?!"

'Well, you should have specified the type of stake you wanted me to bring then!'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Here comes the night shift.'

Professor Tulp meets his match

'You're as blind as a bat.'

"I don't know what to be for Halloween."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"I'm not sure if your credit life insurance will pay off or not."

A man eats wearing a bib with another diner pictured on it.

The Life Challenged Zombies.

Night of the Living Dentists

'No, Igor, not Phillips head...Flat head! Flat head! Bring me the flat head!'

"Where's that damn 'escape' key?"

Your Winter Coat

'Maybe you should see a doctor about your nightmares, Harold.'

No Right Turn (monster)

'Aah...a new duvet.'

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

"You know, if we didn't walk this way we might get close enough to eat someone."

"Ooh, Igor — a dead rat! You shouldn’t have!"

Vampires enjoying a drink of fresh blood from their human kegs under the bar.

"People! Do you want to merely frighten, or do you want to impress?"

Bloodsicles.

And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?

"The killer was calling from inside the house and didn't even bother to text first."

"Ugh, not this guy. He never shuts up about some ancient evil that lurks within us all."

"We're just on a vacation. You don't have to add 'of the dead.'"

YOLO Frankenstein

**IT

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"I see. . . and can you recommend anything other than the brains?"