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"He's a working dog, but I don't know what he does."

"Did he have any known enemies?"

"Unbelievable! It looks like they've both been killed by the same stone?"

'The Existential Files.'

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

'How do you expect me to concentrate when you're reading me my rights?'

Catching him was easy. Capturing the man behind the crime proved more difficult.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

Man on left - 'Turns out your boss IS the one who...' Man on right - 'WHOA, not in here man! These walls have ears.'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

'Dat was jus' a warnin', Detective Jones. Get off da Bozo case!'

Crime

'I don't think that Magritte chappie has really got what it takes to be a police artist.'

'Kerrigan, see what you can get out of these witnesses.'

"Well, it was very dark but I'm fairly certain it was number four that abducted my husband..."

Good Cop - Bad Cop.

MI5 playing 'I spy...'

Cash in Your Attic, investigation squad.

'Stop your whining. There won't be any evidence. You're good at burying bones in the backyard, aren't you?'

'There wasn't time to do it by the book. I did it by the front inside flap of the dust jacket.'

'Ah, I see a life filled with the usual cliches about black cats.'

Two men converse secretively

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

The Five "W"'s.

Anyone who witnessed the robbery that occurred at approx. 11:30 p, last Friday - you didn't see nothing, right?

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Missing Person's Bureau: Neither Hide. . . Nor Hair

Bermuda Love Triangle.

'Oh, how moving, it's a woodland burial, Dennis.'

"Just the facts, ma'am. And maybe some minor embellishment during the boring parts."

Cone of Uncertainty

"We find a murdered ventriloquist dummy and have reason to believe you had a hand in it."

"As a matter of fact, yes, it was an amicable divorce."