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"He's a working dog, but I don't know what he does."

"Did he have any known enemies?"

"Unbelievable! It looks like they've both been killed by the same stone?"

'The Existential Files.'

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Catching him was easy. Capturing the man behind the crime proved more difficult.

'How do you expect me to concentrate when you're reading me my rights?'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'I don't think that Magritte chappie has really got what it takes to be a police artist.'

'Dat was jus' a warnin', Detective Jones. Get off da Bozo case!'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Crime

'Kerrigan, see what you can get out of these witnesses.'

Good Cop - Bad Cop.

MI5 playing 'I spy...'

Man on left - 'Turns out your boss IS the one who...' Man on right - 'WHOA, not in here man! These walls have ears.'

Cash in Your Attic, investigation squad.

'Ah, I see a life filled with the usual cliches about black cats.'

'There wasn't time to do it by the book. I did it by the front inside flap of the dust jacket.'

"Well, it was very dark but I'm fairly certain it was number four that abducted my husband..."

Two men converse secretively

'I'll take the case,' I said. Or did I? I fear I'm no longer able to differentiate between interior and exterior monologue.'

"Seen my gumshoes, doll?"

"I'm overcompensated, but I'm not overcompensated enough."

"Hey, didn't I just see you on Court TV?"

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"What part of ‘secure the crime scene’ don’t you understand?!!"

“Holy smokes, Larry! It’s Bigfoot and Jimmy Hoffa!”

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

The Five "W"'s.

"Just the facts, ma'am. And maybe some minor embellishment during the boring parts."

"As a matter of fact, yes, it was an amicable divorce."

"Dammit, there's something we're just not seeing!"

"Climb into my dread sack, or ye shall meet the wrath of Gloomgore. I am Gloomgore. Yee hee. Yee hee."