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"Just out of curiosity, are you with organized crime or are you an independent?"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

'Thanks for inviting me to dinner - it's really great!'

Crime Writer's Society.

"My bouche was not amused."

"Yes, a table for three: me, him and his ego."

'Why is it when ever we have guests, you have to go and make a scene?'

Hand coming out of chandelier pulls cover off waiter's food.

"I'm NOT pontificating!"

Deep in the heart of the one-star restaurant district...'Guess what you're eating buffet!'

Your dinner is in the coven.

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

'I picked up an interesting sounding wine to go with the roast. Have any of you folks ever heard of Kahlua?'

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

'Dinner will be ready soon - we're going to try sushi tonight.'

'There must be an elephant in the room.'

'I'll take a six-piece 'Surprise Me' meal, and two 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Wraps with Super Enigma Chunks...'

"I made a bid for the Senate, but this is as far as I got."

An eerie hush fell over the audience when Myrtle responded, 'it tastes likes chicken. . .'.

"... You got the recipe from the woman next door?... Why, have we done something to upset her?"

"Arkansas stew."

"We didn't have time to pick up a bottle of wine, but this is what we would have spent."

'How come whenever Connie has a party she always invites the same people we don't know?'

'I have no idea what's going on here, but I suggest we all do as he says and get into the mudroom closet.'

"The crystal ball is to indicate when a waiter will next be in this vicinity."

A man unhappy that his steak has been partially eaten by someone else

"Oh, the '94 - the best thing you can say about the '94 is that the '95 was worse."

Fortune teller in restaurant says: 'I'll have the soup of tomorrow.'

"Did you want a Vedic or non-Vedic table?"

What's this charge for shipping and handling?

"People never invite me out to dinner."

"We have reservations. I'm the party of six, and this is the party of four."