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'I picked up an interesting sounding wine to go with the roast. Have any of you folks ever heard of Kahlua?'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"You do like octopus?"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."