Dinner Detective T-Shirts

Dress your dinner detective in humor with our clever t-shirts. Great for casual outings or kitchen adventures, these tees showcase their love for solving culinary puzzles in style.

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"How did I find my steak? Well I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

"How did I find my steak? Well I lifted up a roast potato and there it was." mockup

"How did I find my steak? Well I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

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"Sure we could just print out the specials, but the chef doesn't want to leave a paper trail."

"Sure we could just print out the specials, but the chef doesn't want to leave a paper trail." mockup

"Sure we could just print out the specials, but the chef doesn't want to leave a paper trail."

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"Does your waitress have any identifying marks or tattoos?"

"Does your waitress have any identifying marks or tattoos?" mockup

"Does your waitress have any identifying marks or tattoos?"

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"Hey, guess what we're having for dinner tomorrow."

"Hey, guess what we're having for dinner tomorrow." mockup

"Hey, guess what we're having for dinner tomorrow."

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'Okay, give me a clue. Animal, vegetable, or mineral?'

'Okay, give me a clue. Animal, vegetable, or mineral?' mockup

'Okay, give me a clue. Animal, vegetable, or mineral?'

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'I knew something was wrong when I couldn't find my dinner.'

'I knew something was wrong when I couldn't find my dinner.' mockup

'I knew something was wrong when I couldn't find my dinner.'

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"Where do we put Desserts?"

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"I'll have the Investigator's Special." mockup

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

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"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!" mockup

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

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Try to guess the continent dining... mockup

Try to guess the continent dining...

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'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!'' mockup

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

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"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?" mockup

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

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"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us." mockup

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

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'How is the water prepared?'

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'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...' mockup

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

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"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces." mockup

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

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'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.' mockup

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

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"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more." mockup

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

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"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern." mockup

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

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"Number 2. Step forward please."

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"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!" mockup

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

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Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.' mockup

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

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'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...' mockup

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

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"Hey!-This looks like a good place!" mockup

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

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'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?' mockup

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

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"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!" mockup

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

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"And that's where hot dogs come from." mockup

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

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"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual." mockup

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

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'I said, 'I'd like to see the chef!'' mockup

'I said, 'I'd like to see the chef!''

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"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

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"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef." mockup

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

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'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!' mockup

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

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Rare Medical Conditions - The compulsive desire to work out restaurant bills correctly

Rare Medical Conditions - The compulsive desire to work out restaurant bills correctly mockup

Rare Medical Conditions - The compulsive desire to work out restaurant bills correctly

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"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was." mockup

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

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"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!" mockup

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

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Dinner Detective T-Shirts Collection

Dinner Detective Mugs

Explore our full range of mugs that celebrate the culinary detective in your life. Find humorous and clever designs perfect for coffee, tea, or any beverage.

Dinner Detective Pillows

Discover pillows that add humor and charm to the detective’s home decor. Fun designs to bring a smile after a day of culinary investigations.

Dinner Detective Prints

Browse our prints that showcase the playful side of culinary detectives. Perfect for sprucing up kitchens, dining rooms, or offices with a bit of mystery and humor.