Coming Out Party Pillows

"I shudder to think of what they'll be like at the coming out parties."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Same Sex Marriages.

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

India Decriminalizes Homosexuality

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Best Scapegoat

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

Next Round Indicator

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."