Coming Out Stories Pillows

'I see the skeleton is finally coming out of the closet.' (T-shirt reads 'We're here, we're queer!')

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Silence of the Chickens...

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Getting to Know You

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

Moby Dick

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Same Sex Marriages.

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I said, was... it... a... difficult... birth?"

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

India Decriminalizes Homosexuality

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

New York approves gay marriage.

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."