Coming Out Stories Pillows

'I see the skeleton is finally coming out of the closet.' (T-shirt reads 'We're here, we're queer!')

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Silence of the Chickens...

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

Moby Dick

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Same Sex Marriages.

"I said, was... it... a... difficult... birth?"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

India Decriminalizes Homosexuality

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

New York approves gay marriage.

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."