Coming Out Champion Pillows

'I can't keep it from you anymore, Jack. I'm gay.'

Leadership suits you

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Same Sex Marriages.

Alarmistclock

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

India Decriminalizes Homosexuality

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

New York approves gay marriage.

Congratulations!

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

'Nevermore.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

Stop smoking,instantly.

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.