Coming Out Champion Prints

'I can't keep it from you anymore, Jack. I'm gay.'

Leadership suits you

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Getting to Know You

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Same Sex Marriages.

Alarmistclock

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

India Decriminalizes Homosexuality

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

New York approves gay marriage.

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

Congratulations!

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, sister? People were right: Now that gay people in all 50 states can marry, it's destroyed marriage altogether. My husband Larry just left me and moved in with Earl the plumber. First of all, ma'am, I'm pretty sure you have no idea how these things work. The supreme court gave Larry the gay. How do I undo the gay?

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

Intelligent Sexual Design

'Nevermore.'

Stop smoking,instantly.

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.