Coming Out Pillows

The Sun Comes Out

"Oh honey, I'm homo!"

"Frankly, I've repressed my sexuality so long I've actually forgotten what my orientation is."

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Bi-Curious George

"I'm gay! I'm gay!"

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

'Mom, Dad, I prefer gathering.'

Go to the Closet.

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

Same Sex Marriages.

'Mum, Dad, I'm no longer gay!' - son wearing 'I Love Jesus' shirt

'So the handsome prince left the princess and married the woodchopper, and they all lived happily ever after.'

'Queen Kong' Gay and Proud

"Mom, Dad, I'm merry."

"This is Donovan. He's pretty sure he's gay, too."

"I'm out of the closet but under the radar."

"And then I realized the treasure I was after was right in front of me all along."

Gay Cavemen.

Simple Simon comes out

Gay Marriage - back to the closet.

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

New York approves gay marriage.

'His imaginary playmate came out of the closet.'

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

Today.

'I guess you'd call it a queer request. He wants his ashes put in a fruit jar and hidden in the closet.'

'Fred,,,wow,,,um, You're lookin' good,,,Don't look at the stick,,,Don't look at the stick,,,'

"Dad, Mum thinks it's time you knew I'm gay"

"I spent many years in the closet."

"Actually I'm here looking for Ms. Right!"

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

"I'm gay. Details at eleven."

"Listen, Mom, I'm not your little girl anymore."

"Mom, Dad, I'm gay. Wow, that was easy."