Coming Out Gifts

The Sun Comes Out

"Oh honey, I'm homo!"

"Frankly, I've repressed my sexuality so long I've actually forgotten what my orientation is."

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Bi-Curious George

"I'm gay! I'm gay!"

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

'Mom, Dad, I prefer gathering.'

Go to the Closet.

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

Same Sex Marriages.

'So the handsome prince left the princess and married the woodchopper, and they all lived happily ever after.'

'Mum, Dad, I'm no longer gay!' - son wearing 'I Love Jesus' shirt

'Queen Kong' Gay and Proud

"I spent many years in the closet."

New York approves gay marriage.

Gay Cavemen.

Simple Simon comes out

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

Gay Marriage - back to the closet.

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

'Fred,,,wow,,,um, You're lookin' good,,,Don't look at the stick,,,Don't look at the stick,,,'

Today.

"Mom, Dad, I'm merry."

"Dad, Mum thinks it's time you knew I'm gay"

'His imaginary playmate came out of the closet.'

"And then I realized the treasure I was after was right in front of me all along."

Gay pride parade, St. Patricks Day float that 'Started it All - Irish Village People'

'I guess you'd call it a queer request. He wants his ashes put in a fruit jar and hidden in the closet.'

"This is Donovan. He's pretty sure he's gay, too."

"I'm out of the closet but under the radar."

Forever Pride!

"He left me for a guy. I don't know how I'm supposed to feel."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"OK, Phil - you can come out now!"