Book Release Gifts

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Meet the Authors

"Meet the author"

Meet the Author's Mother

Celebrities on wheels - author's book signings.

Hilary Mantel

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

First Novels.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Create some buzz!

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Isabel Allende

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

'Is this your first book launch?'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Sumo Love.

Publisher to writer: 'It was a great read, except I collided with run-on sentences, tripped over broken English and got knocked about by a dangling participle.'

Book publishing.

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

Mary Trump

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

Children's Publishing - Child's portrait of 'Our Founder'.

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

"I just got a huge advance for my first novel. It's about a writer who gets a huge advance for his first novel."