Book Release Day Gifts

People rushing to buy a book form a book store

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"You're going to hate yourself."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Meet the author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

First Novels.

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

J. R. R. Tolkien

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

It was the best of times, it was the wasrtn blanfil trmsl... It was the bnarfy foodel pook. Arghh! Darn reader's block.

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

To read or not to read?

Isabel Allende

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

Catalogue of little books.

The Very Stressed Caterpillar

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

'The Lemming Book Store'

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

'Is this your first book launch?'

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

"Hemingway! Is he any good?"

Marcel Proust

Sumo Love.

Library