Book Release Day Prints

People rushing to buy a book form a book store

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"You're going to hate yourself."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Meet the author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

First Novels.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

To read or not to read?

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

It was the best of times, it was the wasrtn blanfil trmsl... It was the bnarfy foodel pook. Arghh! Darn reader's block.

Isabel Allende

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

'The Lemming Book Store'

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

The Very Stressed Caterpillar

Catalogue of little books.

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

'Is this your first book launch?'

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

Library

Sumo Love.

"Hemingway! Is he any good?"

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Publisher to writer: 'It was a great read, except I collided with run-on sentences, tripped over broken English and got knocked about by a dangling participle.'