Book Release Anniversary Gifts

'Dr. Jekyll's parties are great... But, don't drink the punch!'

Sumo Love.

"Meet the author"

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Dating is so expensive...

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

Things I love about Powell River...

"Regular service or affected?"

Best Seller

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you, brother? My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony. But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike? Of course. That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all. Exactly ... Wait, what do you mean by that?

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Employee lays in his 'OUT' box

Mr Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare.

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

50 Year Celebrations.

"I propose we build a panic room."

"Accounts Dept, can I help you?"

Meet the Authors

It's obvious anniversaries are the lynchpin of the big oil conspiracy. What? Husbands forget them. Which leads to wives pummeling them. Which leads to men making sure they don't forget again. All you had to do was mark it in your calendar! What do you think pens are made of? Pummeling will now commence.

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

"We could agree to disagree but then I'd just be preoccupied with you being wrong."

"Great launch party"

And on facilitation...

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."