Book Release Anniversary Mugs

'Dr. Jekyll's parties are great... But, don't drink the punch!'

Sumo Love.

"Meet the author"

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Dating is so expensive...

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

Best Seller

Things I love about Powell River...

"Regular service or affected?"

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Employee lays in his 'OUT' box

"I propose we build a panic room."

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

Mr Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare.

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

"Accounts Dept, can I help you?"

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

Meet the Authors

"We could agree to disagree but then I'd just be preoccupied with you being wrong."

"Great launch party"

"And they all said, twenty five years ago, that our trial seperation wouldn't last!!"

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

And on facilitation...