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Publishing Deal Anniversary Mugs
Find a special mug to celebrate a publishing milestone—perfect for those who love a good laugh or a motivational quote about their publishing journey. A practical yet thoughtful gift.
'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'
"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."
'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'
Sumo Love.
As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...
'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'
"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."
Book editor tells Jesus legal says he can't use title 'Greatest Story Ever Told'.
"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."
'This is the shortest autobiography I've ever read!'
Book Deal
"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."
"I just got a huge advance for my first novel. It's about a writer who gets a huge advance for his first novel."
'Your book has a wonderful, timely quality. We're putting it on our list for a 2009 release.'
Shop signs: then vs. now
Tell the author your idea for a book at 3 pm.
"That's not how I had hoped they would promote my novel."
'I'm afraid we only publish A list celebrity cookbooks.'
"Don't peddle your new book until the seminar's over."
'I'm your husband. Surely you can tell me how many copies your book sold.'
Brain connection
The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark
'I've been working on this novel since I was 10 years old.'
"For our paper anniversary, he's going to assume my share of the national debt."
'I manage the old fashioned way. I just tell 'em: shut up and do as I say!'
'Do you remember this bit in Anna Karenina?'
"No for your lifetime, just for ITS..."
U2: World's Laziest Band
'Hmm...could you make the 'Me' bigger?'
'It looks like Barracuda Construction is attempting a hostile takeover.'
'Dr. Jekyll's parties are great... But, don't drink the punch!'
"Who knew they had interns in the Hoover administration."
'My husband has such a good memory: He's never missed a birthday or a wedding anniversary...'
"For our paper anniversary he upgraded our toilet tissue."
Publishing Deal Anniversary Mugs Collection
Publishing Deal Anniversary Pillows
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Publishing Deal Anniversary Prints
Decorate your office or studio with inspiring prints that mark publishing anniversaries—beautifully designed to motivate and celebrate.
Publishing Deal Anniversary T-Shirts
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