Literary Anniversaries Mugs

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Dating is so expensive...

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

"Regular service or affected?"

Things I love about Powell River...

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Sumo Love.

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

Mr Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare.

"I propose we build a panic room."

Employee lays in his 'OUT' box

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

"Accounts Dept, can I help you?"

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

"We could agree to disagree but then I'd just be preoccupied with you being wrong."

Some people thought she'd taken the whole Dickens thing a bit far...

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

"And they all said, twenty five years ago, that our trial seperation wouldn't last!!"

'Since we've been married thirty years, Lester, I think it's time to face up to the fact that we've been seeing too much of each other.'