Literary Anniversaries Pillows

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Theatre Masks and Butts

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

Dating is so expensive...

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

"Regular service or affected?"

Things I love about Powell River...

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

Sumo Love.

Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you, brother? My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony. But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike? Of course. That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all. Exactly ... Wait, what do you mean by that?

"I propose we build a panic room."

Mr Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare.

Employee lays in his 'OUT' box

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

"Accounts Dept, can I help you?"

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

It's obvious anniversaries are the lynchpin of the big oil conspiracy. What? Husbands forget them. Which leads to wives pummeling them. Which leads to men making sure they don't forget again. All you had to do was mark it in your calendar! What do you think pens are made of? Pummeling will now commence.

"We could agree to disagree but then I'd just be preoccupied with you being wrong."

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

'Since we've been married thirty years, Lester, I think it's time to face up to the fact that we've been seeing too much of each other.'

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

Perhaps a ceasefire is in order. Terms? I will agree not to pummel you for forgetting our anniversary. You will refrain from pursuing the possibility that I, too, have forgotten it. You will, furthermore, massage my feet in penance for denying me a reason to yell at you. Non-negotiable! Got off easy.

"And they all said, twenty five years ago, that our trial seperation wouldn't last!!"