Literary Events Mugs

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Mardi Gras

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Meet the author"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Green Balloon

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

All dressed up and no place to go

The Official Covid-19 Diet

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Hooray for Bollywood!

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.