Writer's Anniversary Gifts

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Theatre Masks and Butts

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

Sumo Love.

Mr Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare.

Employee lays in his 'OUT' box

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

"I propose we build a panic room."

"The narrative seems contrived."

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

"Accounts Dept, can I help you?"

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"We could agree to disagree but then I'd just be preoccupied with you being wrong."

"We're celebrating our 25th anniversary, so separate checks."

Tell the author your idea for a book at 3 pm.

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

And on facilitation...

A writer types onto a long sheet of paper.

Some people thought she'd taken the whole Dickens thing a bit far...

'I'm bouncing with enthusiasm.'

'What made that candidate stand out?'

"This is where the party budget ran out."

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth