Writer's Anniversary T-Shirts

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Theatre Masks and Butts

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

Sumo Love.

Mr Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare.

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

Employee lays in his 'OUT' box

"I propose we build a panic room."

"The narrative seems contrived."

"Accounts Dept, can I help you?"

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"We could agree to disagree but then I'd just be preoccupied with you being wrong."

A writer types onto a long sheet of paper.

Some people thought she'd taken the whole Dickens thing a bit far...

Tell the author your idea for a book at 3 pm.

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

"We're celebrating our 25th anniversary, so separate checks."

And on facilitation...

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

'I'm bouncing with enthusiasm.'

'What made that candidate stand out?'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

Flying Pen