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Some people thought she'd taken the whole Dickens thing a bit far...

"You're going to hate yourself."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Tut and Carmen.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'He likes to power nap.'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Out To Lurch

Joan Hickson

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Multi-Generational Books

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Sundial Time

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Scarpia from Tosca

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore