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"This is our Head of Transformation and change, Doctor Jekyll."

"Well, you certainly managed to spoil that party for just about everybody!"

"Officer Ramsey, Cartoon Cliche Enforcement. Do you have a permit for that last one-liner?"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'My god! Frankenstein's not only brought it back to life...he's created a monster.'

Lewis Carroll and Colleagues

"You're going to hate yourself."

Victor Hugo

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Tut and Carmen.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Out To Lurch

Joan Hickson

Iliadette.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Multi-Generational Books

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Robocop and Juliet.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Scarpia from Tosca