Writing Milestone T-Shirts

A writer types onto a long sheet of paper.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Pilot with champagne.

Woman crying with happiness.

'Guess what? I won again.'

Tenacity trumps everything!

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

"It will scare away our competitors."

Space for Lease.

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

'But before we move on, allow me to belabor the point even further...'

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

Executive with desk-boxes 'get rich' and 'get even'.

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

Three office doors: 'Idea People,' 'Make It Happen People,' and 'Make it Like This Never Happened People.'

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

"You know what I miss? Meetings."

Rat Race Resources.

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

'Now this is the kind of office decor I like.'

It was time for Junior to learn to fly.