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"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

It was time for Junior to learn to fly.

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

Pilot with champagne.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"When did she start crawling?"

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Tenacity trumps everything!

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

"It will scare away our competitors."

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

Space for Lease.

How's your nephew doing in human school this year? Great! He has a calculator and spell checker like last year, and this fall new features have been added. With new translation software he can take language classes now, and for social studies he just clicks "history." Bonjour! I'm so proud! He has the school's highest G.P.A.! Other students can't copy off him anymore because he started using encrypted code. His favorite upgrade is the enhanced ability to process school lunches. He's bee

'But before we move on, allow me to belabor the point even further...'

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

Executive with desk-boxes 'get rich' and 'get even'.

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

Three office doors: 'Idea People,' 'Make It Happen People,' and 'Make it Like This Never Happened People.'

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

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