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I think she's about to say her first word!

"Junior learned his first word today"

'He said his first buzz word today!'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

Woman crying with happiness.

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'Guess what? I won again.'

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

"It will scare away our competitors."

'But before we move on, allow me to belabor the point even further...'

What's the big surprise? All the latest theories of linguistics say we're born with the innate capacity for generating sentences.

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

Executive with desk-boxes 'get rich' and 'get even'.

'She said her first words today.'

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'