Personal Milestone T-Shirts

"I did it! I actually used the school bathroom. I can now accomplish anything!"

Time is like an hourglass: today is short.

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Good game."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"Women Supporting Women!"

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

Dressed for Success!

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Supermom.

Keyworker

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

The Working Woman's Magazine

Pilot with champagne.

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

Upward Progress

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene