Announcing Gifts

Announcement at teatime

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

A little bird told me...

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

"Congratulations! It's centuplets!"

"Would you like to cut the cord?"

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

Halloween Mobile

'Now that we've dispensed with minutes of our last meeting, I'd like to introduce the first item under 'new business'. I'm pregnant.'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

Communication

"I got a job for the king!" "Shirley, you jest!"

"It's not that I don't want a baby brother - it's just that this is a bad time for me developmentally."

"And now, representing rescue dogs everywhere..."

'Big turnover at center ice! Mmm...looks delicious.'

Annoucement

"Are you going to have a baby too, Uncle Fred?"

'This is a secret family recipe. Speaking of family secrets, you were adopted.'

Popeye in the maternity waiting room "It's a buoy"

Tiny bird emerges from giant egg.

Training for Emergency Broadcast System workers

Lefty Grange, Color commentator.

"Would the owner of the dead plants and the embarrassingly juvenile trinkets please return to your cubicle - you've left your desk lamp on."

The Sun Comes Out

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

"It's a boy, so far... check back later!"

Moments later, everyone would think Khrushchev was a kook.