Announcing Gifts

Announcement at teatime

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

A little bird told me...

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

"Congratulations! It's centuplets!"

"Would you like to cut the cord?"

Halloween Mobile

'Now that we've dispensed with minutes of our last meeting, I'd like to introduce the first item under 'new business'. I'm pregnant.'

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

Communication

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

"I got a job for the king!" "Shirley, you jest!"

"It's not that I don't want a baby brother - it's just that this is a bad time for me developmentally."

"And now, representing rescue dogs everywhere..."

Annoucement

"Are you going to have a baby too, Uncle Fred?"

'Big turnover at center ice! Mmm...looks delicious.'

'This is a secret family recipe. Speaking of family secrets, you were adopted.'

It's the Fad Herald. I should've upgraded my phone. Hear ye. Today, a special announcement. The following is now in: Hope. Until further notice, that tingly, expectant feeling you're experiencing may be interpreted as optimism, mild euphoria, the illusion of better times ahead. Wow. Now that you mention it. Cool. Wait ... What do you man by illusion? Looking ahead to 2020 trends: Disappointment. Nah. We'll be fine, I'm sure.

"Would the owner of the dead plants and the embarrassingly juvenile trinkets please return to your cubicle - you've left your desk lamp on."

Popeye in the maternity waiting room "It's a buoy"

Yeah, we totally need to post a relationship status update.

Tiny bird emerges from giant egg.

Training for Emergency Broadcast System workers

Lefty Grange, Color commentator.

The Sun Comes Out

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

Moments later, everyone would think Khrushchev was a kook.