Moving Announcement Gifts

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Fishbowl rebellion.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

Trust

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"Be afraid to try new things!"

"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

Origins Of Evolution

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

The Move.