Moving Announcement Gifts

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Trust

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"Be afraid to try new things!"

The Move.

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."