Lgbtq Storyteller Pillows

'Here's an idea...boy meet girl, boy and girl break up, boy meet boy and girl meet girl!'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

Two doctors holding hands

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"Yup, nothing new under the sun."

'Well go on kiss her my Lord, then she and the kingdom will be yours.'

"Don't ask, don't tell, don't give a crap - that's my contract with America."

"I thought the vaguely homoerotic undertones would be better."

Transgender Bathroom Debate

Didn't Ask, Didn't Tell.

Two of everything on Noah's ark.

Meet the author.

Two of everything.

"Who knew we even had a month?"

'Darlin' Bluebell, now that they've accepted Brokeback Mountain I think our time is comin'...'

"Sorry Love, I forgot to mention, I'm AC/DC!"

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

Mermen in love

'Thanks princess, but, no. I'm gay.'

Equal rights for all

Palin and her curing church.

'It's a rags-to- riches story. You should take the company tour.'

'Of course I'm not the man you married. Ours was a same-sex union, remember?'

"C'mon Doc, can't you just give it to me straight?"

Kate Brown, Oregon Goverment

After the civil partnership.

"Why do you always get to be the gay icon?"