Lgbt Activist Pillows

"Don't ask, don't tell, don't give a crap - that's my contract with America."

"If you think it's tough being in the LGBT community, what about being in the immigrant LGBT community?"

"OK, Phil - you can come out now!"

Shakespeare was bisexual

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Mermaids in love

Two doctors holding hands

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

Domestic Pardners

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"I thought the vaguely homoerotic undertones would be better."

"Yup, nothing new under the sun."

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

'Well go on kiss her my Lord, then she and the kingdom will be yours.'

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Psyche Delia

Transgender Bathroom Debate

Didn't Ask, Didn't Tell.

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Two of everything on Noah's ark.

Chicken out. . . and proud.

"Pansexual"

Two of everything.

"Who knew we even had a month?"

'Darlin' Bluebell, now that they've accepted Brokeback Mountain I think our time is comin'...'

Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender eating Suzy Q's

Mermen in love

Civil Union cake with men in leather.

'Thanks princess, but, no. I'm gay.'

Equal rights for all

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."