Lgbt Activist Pillows

"Don't ask, don't tell, don't give a crap - that's my contract with America."

"If you think it's tough being in the LGBT community, what about being in the immigrant LGBT community?"

"OK, Phil - you can come out now!"

Shakespeare was bisexual

Getting to Know You

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Mermaids in love

Two doctors holding hands

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Civil Howdy Pardnership

Sales and Diversity

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

Domestic Pardners

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

"Yup, nothing new under the sun."

'Well go on kiss her my Lord, then she and the kingdom will be yours.'

"I thought the vaguely homoerotic undertones would be better."

Psyche Delia

Transgender Bathroom Debate

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Didn't Ask, Didn't Tell.

"Pansexual"

The Gayhorns

Two of everything.

Chicken out. . . and proud.

Two of everything on Noah's ark.

"Who knew we even had a month?"

'Darlin' Bluebell, now that they've accepted Brokeback Mountain I think our time is comin'...'

Mermen in love

Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender eating Suzy Q's

'Thanks princess, but, no. I'm gay.'