Lgbt Advocate Pillows

"Gays and lesbians getting married – haven't they suffered enough?"

Kate Brown, Oregon Goverment

"At least you can wear flat shoes."

"Yup, nothing new under the sun."

Shakespeare was bisexual

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Same Sex Marriages.

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Two doctors holding hands

Mermaids in love

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Domestic Pardners

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"I thought the vaguely homoerotic undertones would be better."

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

Psyche Delia

'Well go on kiss her my Lord, then she and the kingdom will be yours.'

"Don't ask, don't tell, don't give a crap - that's my contract with America."

"Run for your life! It's the Lesbian Liberation Front!"

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Transgender Bathroom Debate

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Didn't Ask, Didn't Tell.

Two of everything.

Chicken out. . . and proud.

'Well now, there's a coincidence. We're Adam and Yves too!'

Two of everything on Noah's ark.

"Pansexual"

Gay Pride

"Who knew we even had a month?"

'Darlin' Bluebell, now that they've accepted Brokeback Mountain I think our time is comin'...'