Lgbtq Storyteller Gifts

'Here's an idea...boy meet girl, boy and girl break up, boy meet boy and girl meet girl!'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

Getting to Know You

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

Two doctors holding hands

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

"Yup, nothing new under the sun."

"Don't ask, don't tell, don't give a crap - that's my contract with America."

"I thought the vaguely homoerotic undertones would be better."

'Well go on kiss her my Lord, then she and the kingdom will be yours.'

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Transgender Bathroom Debate

Didn't Ask, Didn't Tell.

Two of everything.

Two of everything on Noah's ark.

Meet the author.

The Gayhorns

"Who knew we even had a month?"

'Darlin' Bluebell, now that they've accepted Brokeback Mountain I think our time is comin'...'

"Sorry Love, I forgot to mention, I'm AC/DC!"

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

Equal rights for all

'Thanks princess, but, no. I'm gay.'

Mermen in love

Palin and her curing church.

'It's a rags-to- riches story. You should take the company tour.'

'Of course I'm not the man you married. Ours was a same-sex union, remember?'

After the civil partnership.

"C'mon Doc, can't you just give it to me straight?"

Kate Brown, Oregon Goverment