Gender Roles Enthusiasts Pillows

A tiny man stuck in a woman's cleavage.

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

Corporate Punishment.

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to

Burlyesque

Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.

'Sometimes when I'm stressed out, I just float here and watch them walk around.'

*Sigh*

"There's no way God ever intended man to shove a pillow into a pillowcase!"

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"He must be very secure in his masculinity."

Primo Ballerino.

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

"I think we made a lot of progress today."

Hunters/Gatherers

"Let's try role-reversal - Starting tomorrow, YOU gather while SHE hunts."

"Slop again?!"

"They're a very forward thinking couple. He gathers and she hunts."

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

"I wonder if we could allow women a greater role in religion other than as sacrifices?"

'When I said to get in touch with your feminine side, Gerald, I didn't mean by having 42DD's installed'

"The wife says I need to get in touch with my hathering side."

"Being deciduous isn't a choice - it's what I am."

"What do women really want?

"Oh, boo hoo! While you're playing around the Coliseum all day, I'm stuck in this house!"