Interest In Gender Roles Pillows

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

Corporate Punishment.

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

"I'm trying to pinpoint the exact moment in history when men were at their ost manly."

Gender Symbols

"Always a bridesmaid..."

"There's no way God ever intended man to shove a pillow into a pillowcase!"

"He must be very secure in his masculinity."

"Has it ever occurred to you that you might be my trophy husband?"

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."

Underwear Man and his disgruntled sidekick Laundry Woman

'Because I'm a woman trapped in a man's body, I can see both sides.'

"Being a lazy slob is part of my identity. Keep on nagging and I'll report you to our diversity officer!"

"Excuse me! It's 'personflu' if you don't mind!"

"Since you don't know how to play house, you can be the dad."

'Anything you want to know about women, fellas, just ask me - I used to be a woman, once,'

Sign in yard says 'It's a Tomboy!'

'My mother works very hard all day, and doesn't like to spend her evenings coping with laundry.'

"He's about my height but he doesn't have my build."

"Honestly, I don't know why we bother to live in sin..."