Interest In Gender Roles Gifts

"I ran your name through a background check app. You were a misogynist in the 2nd grade."

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Corporate Punishment.

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.

"Always a bridesmaid..."

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

Gender Symbols

"There's no way God ever intended man to shove a pillow into a pillowcase!"

"I'm trying to pinpoint the exact moment in history when men were at their ost manly."

"Did you want to know if the baby's a boy or a girl?"

"He must be very secure in his masculinity."

"Has it ever occurred to you that you might be my trophy husband?"

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."

Underwear Man and his disgruntled sidekick Laundry Woman

"Being a lazy slob is part of my identity. Keep on nagging and I'll report you to our diversity officer!"

"Excuse me! It's 'personflu' if you don't mind!"

'Because I'm a woman trapped in a man's body, I can see both sides.'

"Since you don't know how to play house, you can be the dad."

'Anything you want to know about women, fellas, just ask me - I used to be a woman, once,'

'My mother works very hard all day, and doesn't like to spend her evenings coping with laundry.'

Sign in yard says 'It's a Tomboy!'

"He's about my height but he doesn't have my build."