Fashionably Freaky Gifts

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Poisson d'Avril!

Baskerville Tabby.

Nethead strip: Fashion sense

The Surly Yoof

Leopards do change their spots

'You'll grow into it!'

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

Salad Hat

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

Cockroach Costume

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

'Not the funky chicken?'

'I reduce my stress with comfort food. Now none of my clothes are comfortable.'

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

"What the difference between these two old men?"

"Soul patch. What do you think?"

'Frosty the Fro-Man'

EEK! You've got hat hair!

"I promise. No animals were harmed in the making of your slippers."

'I'd like a derby with air-holes.'

"Why would a gorgeous young thing like you wanna look fifty, darling?"

"I've heard of a 'camel toe' but that is ridiculous."

'Home?'

"Spud, a few of the lads would like a word."

"Wearing a thong out in public...DISCUSTING!"

"I see an accident and a trip to the hospital. Lucky for you, I also sell clean underwear."

"Harder to answer than where's Bin Laden."

Funky at 50!