Devilishly Fun Gifts

Heck Support.

"So much for eternal rest."

Some people don't know whent to quit.

The Hades Tonight Show. No, I don't think you need to send out a comedian first to warm up the studio audience.

Happy Birthday: Simply the Beast

"I should've never taught you to shake."

"Shouldn't we be into soul music?"

Golfer's Hell.

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'Is it my fault they didn't send me to obedience school?'

'Oh go ON - I love a bit of gossip.'

Swelling

"You wanted a 'useful idiot' so we gave you Trump. . . what's the problem?"

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Rock Climber

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

The Final Selfie

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

Demonic Repossession.

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

Mephistopheles

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Bat out of Hell

Hellbillies.

Devilled Eggs

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

Big man on Krampus

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'T.S.I.F.'

Gas Bill

Heaven and Hell