Devilishly Different Gifts

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

Demonic Repossession.

Mephistopheles

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Hellbillies.

Bat out of Hell

'T.S.I.F.'

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"So much for eternal rest."

Heaven and Hell

Gas Bill

"Imagine there's no heaven. . ."

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

The Neighbours from Hell....

Swelling

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

A Heated Argument

The lessor of two evils.

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

Summer in Hell

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

'Of course you've got a grumbling wife who is an organized labour and who works for the SEC. Where do you think you are, man?'

"As you can see, this front will continue for quite some time."

Devil cello