Devilish Designer Pillows

'Those tiny speakers in mobile phones that play music...Brilliant.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Empty box of ideas

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"How's it look back there?"

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

Satan

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

Ass-less Chaps

Bad news, Ernotep...The Pharoah's cutting our budget.

"If I'm going to have a baby brother, can I help design him?"

Perspective Repair

An man with an axe removes tattoos.

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

"I agree, it fits perfectly...but not my budget!"

Balcony that resembles a scary mouth.

"Isn't it amazing! My horoscope said I was going to meet a tall dark stranger..."

'Is plaid holding me back?'

Designer

Saville Row surprise

'It's not an actual motorcycle. It's an exercise bike. I made it look like one so my husband would actually use it.'

"Whoa, Fred!! Where'd you get that ridiculous shirt??!"

'It attracts females alright, but the Goth type...'

'Careful Sid. They may be comfortable but you'll look ridiculous.'

Tribal paint dept: 'Outdoor, indoor, WAR'

"Notice anything different about me?"

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

Acme Crazy Straws