Devilish Designer T-Shirts

'Those tiny speakers in mobile phones that play music...Brilliant.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Empty box of ideas

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"How's it look back there?"

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

Satan

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

An man with an axe removes tattoos.

"If I'm going to have a baby brother, can I help design him?"

Perspective Repair

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

Ass-less Chaps

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

"I agree, it fits perfectly...but not my budget!"

Saville Row surprise

"Isn't it amazing! My horoscope said I was going to meet a tall dark stranger..."

'Is plaid holding me back?'

Balcony that resembles a scary mouth.

Designer

"Whoa, Fred!! Where'd you get that ridiculous shirt??!"

'It's not an actual motorcycle. It's an exercise bike. I made it look like one so my husband would actually use it.'

Tribal paint dept: 'Outdoor, indoor, WAR'

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

Acme Crazy Straws

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

'It attracts females alright, but the Goth type...'

"Notice anything different about me?"