Devilishly Cool Pillows

"Amid all the chaos, I'm just grateful to have a job where I can work from home."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

Demonic Repossession.

Mephistopheles

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Devilled Eggs

Hellbillies.

Bat out of Hell

Heaven and Hell

"So much for eternal rest."

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

Big man on Krampus

Gas Bill

'T.S.I.F.'

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

A Heated Argument

The Neighbours from Hell....

Swelling

The lessor of two evils.

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

Summer in Hell

Chip off the old Anti-Christ.