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"Amid all the chaos, I'm just grateful to have a job where I can work from home."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

Demonic Repossession.

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

Mephistopheles

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Devilled Eggs

Hellbillies.

Bat out of Hell

"Imagine there's no heaven. . ."

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

Gas Bill

Heaven and Hell

"So much for eternal rest."

Big man on Krampus

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

'T.S.I.F.'

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

The Neighbours from Hell....

A Heated Argument

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

The lessor of two evils.

Swelling

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

Summer in Hell

Devil cello