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Marathon in Hell.

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

Demonic Repossession.

Mephistopheles

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

Bat out of Hell

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

Scuba Diving Devil

"So much for eternal rest."

'T.S.I.F.'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Swelling

Golfer's Hell.

Summer in Hell

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

Chip off the old Anti-Christ.

Speleologist

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

'Are you sure this is legal?'

Heck Support.

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

'To be honest, rock n'roll isn't my thing at all, I'm much more a country n'western kinda guy.'

'Bye. Sorry we didn't have any Devil's Food.'

Hell's Smoking Section

"Shouldn't we be into soul music?"

The Devil playing a prank on a homeless person.

'Is it my fault they didn't send me to obedience school?'

'Oh go ON - I love a bit of gossip.'

"You wanted a 'useful idiot' so we gave you Trump. . . what's the problem?"