Devilishly Daring Mugs

Marathon in Hell.

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

Demonic Repossession.

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

Mephistopheles

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

Bat out of Hell

"So much for eternal rest."

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

Scuba Diving Devil

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

'T.S.I.F.'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

Swelling

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

Speleologist

Chip off the old Anti-Christ.

Summer in Hell

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

'Are you sure this is legal?'

'To be honest, rock n'roll isn't my thing at all, I'm much more a country n'western kinda guy.'

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

'Bye. Sorry we didn't have any Devil's Food.'

Hell's Smoking Section

"Shouldn't we be into soul music?"

"You wanted a 'useful idiot' so we gave you Trump. . . what's the problem?"

'Oh go ON - I love a bit of gossip.'

'Is it my fault they didn't send me to obedience school?'

"I should've never taught you to shake."

The Devil playing a prank on a homeless person.