Strict Whisker Admirer Pillows

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

'I'm so pleased! She used to have this terrible phobia about men with beards.'

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

cat singing into microphone

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

Cats the musical

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

"Why so sad, Pal?"

'I heard you mom is really strict.'

'What a hunk!'

Edward Lear

Bobby

"Give it to me straight, Doc – my mother’s driving you nuts, right?"

"I'm sure Mistress meant well: The cat on the box is smiling, but I agree, this tastes and smells horrible..."

Climbing Beard

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

"The party was a bit embarrassing because Mrs Brunzkoter and me wore exactly the same dress!"

Sage and Onion

Charles Gounod - 17th June 1818

A Skinny Dog With Santa Hat And Red Nose

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov

"OK, one more, but that is it."

"It's ridiculous. No one's going to vote for a man without a beard!"

A cat listening to a record player

Crocodiles in the Water

'Well no, your tusks are not impressive, but by golly, your whiskers are!'