Whisker Stylist Pillows

"Whenever I wash my hair, I can't do a thing with it."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Cat Reunion

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"I hate it..."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

Puppy and Kitten.

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

Persian