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"Uh - Oh, here comes old sourpuss."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

'I'm so pleased! She used to have this terrible phobia about men with beards.'

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

cat singing into microphone

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

Cats the musical

'I heard you mom is really strict.'

"Why so sad, Pal?"

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

Climbing Beard

'What a hunk!'

Bobby

Edward Lear

He's got a serene disposition, a white beard and now he's got Patagonia

"Give it to me straight, Doc – my mother’s driving you nuts, right?"

"I'm sure Mistress meant well: The cat on the box is smiling, but I agree, this tastes and smells horrible..."

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

"The party was a bit embarrassing because Mrs Brunzkoter and me wore exactly the same dress!"

Charles Gounod - 17th June 1818

A Skinny Dog With Santa Hat And Red Nose

Sage and Onion

Yeah, well, when you're old, you'll get whiskers in weird places, too.

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov

A cat listening to a record player

'Well no, your tusks are not impressive, but by golly, your whiskers are!'

"It's ridiculous. No one's going to vote for a man without a beard!"

"OK, one more, but that is it."