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'I keep getting leadership mixed up with incitement.'

Foster failure

Collies Without Borders

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Stormy weather

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Cristiano Ronaldo

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

Cyclist Flamingoes

Taking goldfish for a walk.

My client is claiming that you have discriminated against him as a species, that your refusal to let him sniff client's bottoms is against his canine rights and that your policies have acted against him reaching partnership.

'What a control freak!'

"I know a lot of classmates will say, 'Oh no, not another essay about mailmen.'"

'We're not following the poodle home.'

The Remote Olympics

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

I will not waste chalk kid...

Bucket list for dogs.

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

'Ben thought he needed more fiber, so he ate his blanket.'

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

'That's our group plan.'